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The fifth South Park event masterminded by co-creators Trey Parker and Matt Stone, which premieres exclusively on Paramount+, turns life on its head in the titular Colorado town. Cartman (voiced by Parker) experiences a series of deeply disturbing dreams that prophesise the end of the world and frayed fraternal bonds between Cartman and foul-mouthed pals Kenny, Kyle and Stan. Artificial intelligence also makes an indelible mark in South Park as parents and other adults face tough life decisions.

Frank the sausage and the other groceries are promised of the great beyond. When he hears life after the supermarket isn't as much fun as he thought, Frank the sausage investigates. Animated comedy, featuring the voices of Seth Rogen, Kristen Wiig, Jonah Hill and Michael Cera.

S1 E7 Rosie Jomes hosts the game show all about judgements and first impressions, with Roisin Conaty and Josh Jones joining team captains Katherine Ryan and Judi Love.

S1 E5 Kemah Bob, Finlay Christie, Bella Hull and Michael Akadiri share jokes about Karens, break-ups and NHS doctors.

S1 E6 Josh Jones, Yuriko Kotani, John Tothill and Chantel Nash discuss topics including scaring people on trains, working in Japan and terrifying schoolkids.

S1 E5 Crystal Rasmussen and Candy Warhol answer self-image questions, with Jordan Gray wanting to become more fabulous on stage, while Kaily has a query about getting plastic surgery.

S1 E5 Gay Marriage Legalised Mystics battle over the right to dispense sage advice, one half of a gay couple is not excited by the legalising of same-sex marriage, and President Obama tries a new strategy.

S1 E6 Flash Mob A wedding guest and a DJ have differing opinions on old-school music, and an MMA fighter takes trash-talk too far. Comedy sketches, starring Keegan-Michael Key and Jordan Peele.

S3 E22 True Crime Various crime documentary television shows report on Beavis and Butt-Head's theft of money from a cash machine.

S29 E97 Satirical talk show.

S5 E11 The One with All the Resolutions The pals announce resolutions for the coming year and Chandler enlists Joey's help so he can kiss Monica at midnight during a New Year's Eve party. American comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Courtney Cox.

S5 E12 The One with Chandler's Work Laugh Monica is annoyed by the fake laugh Chandler uses at work whenever his boss cracks a joke and the gang gets a shock when Ross introduces his new girlfriend.

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S9 E5 Outdoor Toddler Vanessa asks Ed to revive the Outdoorman toddler campaign, but she is forced to choose between her two new granddaughters. Ryan plans to buy a house on Mike's street.

S9 E6 A Fool and His Money Mike regrets persuading Joe to use his inheritance money to buy a classic Jeep, while Kristin and Ryan worry that Mandy and Kyle are teaching Sarah bad language.

S1 E1 Pilot (The One Where Monica Gets a Room-mate) The first-ever episode of the comedy, in which Rachel arrives at the local cafe after jilting her fiance at the altar. Chandler and Joey encourage Ross to enjoy bachelorhood when his lesbian wife walks out on him, while Phoebe supports herself playing guitar in the subway. Courteney Cox, Jennifer Aniston, David Schwimmer, Matthew Perry and Lisa Kudrow star.

S1 E2 The One with the Sonogram at the End Carol tells Ross she plans to raise his child with her lover Susan, but he can be involved if he wants. Ross and Monica's parents announce they are coming to dinner, while Rachel is aghast to discover her former fiance went on what would have been their honeymoon with her maid of honour.

S1 E3 The One with the Thumb Monica shows off her new boyfriend to the rest of the group, Chandler decides to take up smoking again and Phoebe makes a gruesome discovery that leads to her receiving a windfall. Starring Courteney Cox, Matthew Perry and Lisa Kudrow.

S1 E4 The One with George Stephanopoulos The girls end up breaking out binoculars in order to catch a glimpse of a good-looking neighbour with White House connections after accidentally receiving a pizza that he ordered, while Joey and Chandler take Ross to a ice hockey game to keep his mind busy.

S1 E5 The One with the East German Laundry Detergent Ross joins Rachel on her first trip to a launderette, where a machine shortage leads to a tense stand-off. Phoebe and Chandler make a pact to break up with their partners, and Joey tricks a former girlfriend into believing Monica is the new woman in his life.

S1 E6 The One with the Butt Chandler begins a relationship with a married woman, Ross tries to liven up his conservative image and Joey lands a film role with a difference - as a naked body-double for Al Pacino.

S1 E7 The One with the Blackout A power cut exposes Chandler to temptation by trapping him in a bank's ATM lobby with only a stunning model for company. Ross has a hard time trying to ask Rachel out on a date, and Joey learns something interesting about Monica.

S1 E8 The One Where Nana Dies Twice The pals gather to pay their last respects at the funeral of Ross and Monica's grandmother, while Chandler is disturbed to discover his colleagues all assume he is gay - and even more shocked to find out who they want to set him up with. Featuring guest appearances by Elliott Gould and Christina Pickles.

S1 E9 The One Where Underdog Gets Away Joey is rejected by his family and Phoebe is not relishing the thought of spending the holidays with her grandmother and her boyfriend, prompting a mass exodus to Monica's for Thanksgiving dinner. Meanwhile, Ross hears Susan is trying to communicate with his and Carol's unborn child.

S1 E10 The One with the Monkey The gang celebrates New Year's Eve with a party at Monica and Rachel's flat, while Ross tries to alleviate his loneliness by getting a new room-mate - a monkey. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer.

S1 E11 The One with Mrs Bing Chandler's flamboyant mother breezes into town for an appearance on The Jay Leno Show to talk about her career as a writer of erotic fiction - and throws her embarrassed son into a panic by inviting everyone out to dinner. Meanwhile, Monica and Phoebe compete for the attention of a man in a coma. Guest starring Morgan Fairchild and Jay Leno.

S1 E12 The One with the Dozen Lasagnes Monica finds herself with a dozen large lasagnes on her hands, and Rachel ends her relationship with Paolo because he made a pass at Phoebe. Meanwhile, Joey and Chandler are shopping for new kitchen furniture when a football table catches their eye.

S1 E13 The One with the Boobies Chandler catches a glimpse of Rachel in the nude - so she promptly demands he bare all to redress the balance. Meanwhile, Joey is disturbed to hear his father is having an affair. With a guest appearance by Brenda Vaccaro.

S1 E14 The One with the Candy Hearts Ross bumps into his ex-wife, while Chandler meets an old flame during a double date with Joey, and Rachel, Monica and Phoebe have a run-in with some firefighters.

S1 E15 The One with the Stoned Guy Monica applies to become head chef in a fancy restaurant, but the owner proves to be so high on drugs he is unable to appreciate the food she prepares to impress him. Guest starring Melora Hardin (The Office: An American Workplace) and Jon Lovitz.

S1 E16 The One with Two Parts - Part One Part one of two. Phoebe feels neglected when she learns that Joey has fallen in love with her identical twin, while Chandler experiences trouble when he is asked to fire an attractive employee. Ross had last-minute doubts about becoming a parent. Guest starring Helen Hunt.

A lonely New Yorker is rescued from drowning by a mermaid, who falls in love with him and assumes human form so she can seek him out in Manhattan. He is soon equally smitten, and she resolves to keep her true nature a secret from him. However, an obsessive scientist suspects the truth and plans to prove it. Romantic fantasy comedy, starring Tom Hanks, Daryl Hannah and John Candy.

A high-school student discovers she is the latest in a long line of superhuman warriors, destined to protect the human race against vampires. As she hones her fighting skills with the aid of an occult expert, an ancient bloodsucker plans an attack on her high-school. Comedy horror that inspired the TV series, starring Kristy Swanson, Rutger Hauer and Donald Sutherland.

Childhood friends Ethan, Isaac and Chris have always spent Christmas Eve enjoying a night of drink and debauchery. As they finally come to accept adult responsibility, they decide to bring this tradition to an end by attending an exclusive party - but finding their way there proves an adventure in itself. Comedy, starring Joseph Gordon-Levitt, Seth Rogen and Anthony Mackie.