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Comedian Alan Carr is on stage during his sold out `Yap, Yap, Yap!' tour of the UK and Ireland. The BAFTA winning comedian, author, and chat show host returns to the stage to give his unique take on life.

The legend of comedy returned in 2014 with his biggest show yet, with manic energy and uncanny observations, Lee Evans performing stand-up for a sell-out crowd, one final time.

S16 E1 Reverse Cowgirl After Clyde ignores his mother about putting the toilet seat up, she falls into the toilet and dies. The `TSA' take drastic measures to ensure that a similar incident never happens again. Meanwhile the boys decide to help Clyde carry out a `sue-ance' so that he can get compensation from, John Harrington, the inventor of the flushable toilet.

S16 E2 Cash For Gold Cartman launches a gemstones network show and creates a money-spinning business after seeing how easy it is to rip off old people. Stan searches for the real value of a piece of jewellery that was a gift from his Grandpa. Meanwhile, Cartman's lucrative new venture preys upon an extremely vulnerable clientele and results in a trip across the globe.

S16 E9 Raising The Bar As Cartman finally admits that he is yet another statistic regarding obese children in America he purchases a mobility scooter insisting that it is his right to drive around on it. As Cartman shows no shame in his unhealthy lifestyle, Kyle realises that his friend is not the only person to flaunt a flagrant lifestyle.

S16 E12 A Nightmare on FaceTime Randy is excited to buy the bargain of the century - a Blockbuster store for $10,000. However, all is not as it seems at this isolated, wintry place.

S17 E2 Informative Murder Porn When Stan is shocked to discover his parents watching `murder porn', it's time for the children of South Park to teach their parents a thing or two about morals and internet safety.

S17 E3 World War Zimmerman Cartman is having terrible nightmares that depict him as Brad Pitt in World War Z, however, it's not zombies he's fighting. All hell breaks loose in South Park when he takes action.

S13 E9 Jimmy Carr hosts the comedy statistics quiz, with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson and guests Sarah Millican, Micky Flanagan, Georgie Thompson and Louie Spence.

S1 E1 Embracing Failure Nothing makes you better at succeeding than failing. Actor and comic KG Tha Comedian inspires everyone to become a better version of themselves, by embracing the moments you are a failing you.

S1 E2 Stop Comparing Yourself! You are not Brenda, you are not your mum and you are not a fish. Comedian Rosie Jones wants everyone to focus on their own road to happiness and stop comparing themselves to others.

Recorded at Wembley Arena during Michael McIntyre's sell-out UK tour, `Hello Wembley!', featuring Michael's unique and hilarious take on parenting, supermarkets, and everyday life.

S30 E137 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports, and entertainment.

S3 E12 The One With All the Jealousy Ross becomes increasingly jealous of Rachel's sexy new colleague, Mark, and gets the wrong end of the stick when he spies on Rachel at her office. Meanwhile, Monica is enamoured with a sexy busboy who writes love poems for her, and Joey gets himself into trouble by faking his CV in order to get a part in a Broadway musical.

S3 E14 The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner Phoebe is reunited with her former singing partner, Leslie, a failed television commercial jingle writer who wants to use Phoebe's signature song `Smelly Cat' in an advertisement for cat litter. Meanwhile, Ross becomes jealous when Rachel agrees to go to a fashion lecture with Mark, a former colleague who has just left for a new job, and Chandler meets a beautiful woman, Ginger, who has a prosthetic leg.

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S1 E7 The Aussie Jokers ask unsuspecting dental patients to open and say Arrrghh!!! The boys are dental assistants and their behaviour is highly unprofessional.

S1 E8 The four friends take on the challenge to pose as casting directors and embarrass each other in front of the auditionees.

S2 E24 The Paul-Bearer Mike promises to coordinate Paul and Claudia's wedding, but he discovers the church is booked for a funeral.

S3 E1 Dead Dog Talking Mike is hailed a hero when he saves a runaway baby carriage in Central Park. Carter takes in his family dog and model Heidi Klum.

S3 E2 There's Something About Heidi Mike dates model Heidi Klum and ends up on the front page of the papers, and Nikki thinks she has feelings for Mike.

S3 E3 Gone With the Wind As Mike's relationship with Heidi gets serious, she swears him to secrecy. Paul's new fan causes problems for James' Aunt Sarah.

S2 E8 The Children's Book Debra's (Patricia Heaton) attempt to write a children's story turns into an all-out storytelling war with Ray (Ray Romano).

S2 E9 The Gift Ray buys his father Frank a fancy aquarium for his birthday, but the gift doesn't go over so well and Ray becomes worried.

S2 E10 High School Ray reluctantly accompanies Debra to a high school reunion where he is unmasked as a former nerd. He is later shocked to learn that Debra was one of the cool kids who used to throw him into the girls' toilets.

S2 E11 The Letter After her Tupperware party is ruined, Debra decides she's had enough of her interfering mother-in-law.

S4 E16 The One With the Fake Party To become better acquainted with her crush Joshua, Rachel inadvertently thwarts Ross's plans. Phoebe's pregnancy cravings evoke a sympathetic response from Joey.

S4 E17 The One With the Free Porn Ross acts on Monica's advice and tells Emily that he loves her just before her departure for London. Unfortunately, Emily's immediate response isn't exactly reassuring. Elsewhere, Phoebe receives some rather surprising news about her pregnancy, while Chandler and Joey are glued to their TV for fear of losing the free pornography channel they are suddenly receiving.

S4 E18 The One With Rachel's New Dress Rachel takes a provocative pose to get Joshua into a romantic mood, but her plans go awry. Chandler and Joey are at odds to persuade Phoebe to name one of her triplets after them.

S4 E19 The One With All the Haste Ross tries to keep Emily from returning to London, and Monica and Rachel attempt to win back their apartment.

S4 E20 The One with All the Wedding Dresses Distraught over Ross's engagement, Rachel suggests to Joshua that he marry her, even though they have only been on four dates. Meanwhile, Monica and Phoebe pick up Emily's wedding dress from a bridal shop, but Monica tries it on and loves it so much she will not take it off. Phoebe also buys one for herself.

S4 E21 The One With the Invitation Rachel and Ross reminisce separately about when they dated each other, and the friends get invitations to Ross's wedding, but not all of them are going.

S4 E22 The One With the Worst Best Man Ever Chandler and Joey vie for the position of best man for Ross' wedding ceremony. Ross chooses Joey after Chandler inadvertently insults Ross, but Joey loses Ross' treasured wedding ring. Elsewhere, Phoebe suffers extreme mood swings because of her pregnancy.

S4 E23 The One With Ross's Wedding Rachel, Monica, Joey, Chandler and Ross go to London for the wedding where Joey meets Sarah Ferguson, the Duchess of York.

S4 E24 The One With Ross's Wedding Rachel frantically tries to get to London to tell Ross that she loves him before he marries Emily. Meanwhile, Ross's mother, Judy, and father, Jack, argue with Emily's parents, Steven and Andrea Waltham.

S5 E1 The One After Ross Says Rachel Ross has married Emily, but during the reception she punches him and flees. Meanwhile, new lovers Monica and Chandler are finding it hard to keep their agreement.

S5 E2 The One With All the Kissing Ross's new wife won't speak to him, Rachel appoints Monica her adviser in romance, and Phoebe feels neglected.

S5 E3 The One With The Triplets Phoebe prepares to give birth but the doctor makes her nervous, Joey experiences his own pain, and Monica plans to go out on a date with a male nurse to spite Chandler.

S5 E4 The One Where Phoebe Hates PBS Joey challenges Phoebe to perform a completely selfless act, Monica gets upset when Chandler gloats about sex, and Ross has a chance to get back together with Emily, but first he must make a tough decision.

S5 E5 The One With the Kips Ross tells Rachel that he cannot be around her once Emily comes to New York. Meanwhile, Chandler and Monica try to have a romantic weekend.

S5 E6 The One With the Yeti Joey gets emotional when Ross decides to move out of the old apartment; Bigfoot in the building; Emily tells Ross that she wants a divorce.

S5 E7 The One Where Ross Moves In Joey and Chandler regret letting Ross move in with them, while Rachel schemes to get her new neighbour to ask her on a date.