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A vet working at a Hawaiian zoo falls madly in love with a beautiful woman and pulls out all the stops to romance her. However, his attempts to woo her are seriously undermined by the fact that she suffers from short-term memory loss, meaning he has to resume his courtship from scratch every day. Romantic comedy, starring Drew Barrymore, Adam Sandler, Rob Schneider and Dan Aykroyd.

S1 E1 The hapless fool sits an exam, but when he realises he has studied the wrong maths equations, it is already too late. He also tries to stifle a sneeze in church. Rowan Atkinson stars in the first episode of the celebrated comedy, with Richard Briers, Rudolph Walker and Howard Goodall.

S1 E2 The Return of Mr Bean The buffoon wreaks havoc when he goes shopping and dines at an exclusive restaurant - and there is an unfortunate incident when he meets a member of the royal family at a film premiere. Rowan Atkinson stars.

S12 E6 Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Jeff Bryan Davis and Rachel Bloom.

S12 E7 Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Jack Osbourne and Nyima Funk.

S5 E5 Killer Concept Album A detective interrogates a well-known rapper, two Southern gentlemen try to flirt with women, Jordan runs into an old friend, and a cop takes things too literally.

Comedy special in which Jeff tackles how much time people dedicate to their devices, the things they spend money on, and cancel culture.

S3 E9 Keith Allen is William Wallace as Daniel Sloss remembers the Battle of Stirling Bridge, while Tom Davis tells how Shakespeare (Mark Heap) went gangster.

S3 E10 Rick Edwards tells the story of the Second World War Christmas truce. Russell Kane narrates the birth of baby Jesus, starring Johnny Vegas and Sally Phillips.

S1 E13 Freaks Ricky is joined by Stephen Merchant and Karl Pilkington to discuss the latter's fear of aliens reading his mind, and the difficulty of living with reversed limbs. Other topics under debate are what to say to God on arrival in Heaven, favourite freaks, and childhood reminiscences.

S29 E137 A satirical sideswipe at news, pop culture, sports and entertainment, featuring comedy sketches, on-the-spot reports and celebrity guests.

S3 E6 The One with the Flashback Janice persuades the pals to reveal their deepest, darkest secrets about a period in their relationships three years earlier. Phoebe is trying to move out without telling Monica, Rachel wants one last fling before she gets married and Ross makes a distressing discovery. Comedy, starring Matthew Perry and Maggie Wheeler.

S3 E7 The One with the Race Car Bed Monica buys a bed from Janice's husband but the wrong one is delivered. Joey gets a job teaching a soap opera acting class, while Rachel tries to ease the tension between Ross and her father.

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S6 E1 Maisie Adam narrates more of the funniest online videos, featuring noisy dogs, classic golf course gaffes and the worst wedding fails.

S6 E2 Maisie Adam narrates more of of the funniest online videos, featuring clips of football flops, the most ridiculous dancers and what dogs are most scared of.

S3 E1 Sausage Fingers Return of the comedy panel show hosted by Sara Pascoe, with guests joining Alan Davies, Darren Harriott and John Kearns to identify famous names or object inside a mystery box.

S8 E23 Hollywood The guys celebrate their 200th episode by heading to Los Angeles, where they get people to untangle their headphones, and meet Jay and Silent Bob.

S12 E7 Aisha Tyler hosts the improvisation show as regulars Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie and Ryan Stiles are joined by guests Jack Osbourne and Nyima Funk.

S12 E8 Aisha Tyler hosts another compilation special, featuring questionable rapping skills in Get Down and the cast crooning through a smooth song about rowing in Lounge Lizards.

S1 E14 Bully Jess tries to stop one of her pupils picking on a classmate - only to become the new target of the bully's wrath. Schmidt is desperate to brag about his Valentine's Day exploits, but finds his partner is far less keen, while Nick is plunged into despair by a gift from Julia.

S1 E15 Injured Nick injures his back during a game of touch football, so Jess takes him to see a doctor. However, an initial scan reveals a potentially serious problem, forcing him to take stock of his life. His friends, meanwhile, are unsure what they can do to help.

S2 E2 The One with the Breast Milk Monica goes shopping with Julie and tries to keep it a secret from Rachel. Phoebe manages to unwittingly disgust everyone, while, at his day job, Joey competes with a fellow cologne salesman.

S2 E3 The One Where Heckles Dies Ross and Phoebe end up getting into a debate over the validity of the evolutionary process. Monica and Rachel receive all of Mr Heckles' belongings when the strange man passes away, and Chandler realises that their neighbour was similar to him.

S2 E4 The One with Phoebe's Husband Phoebe shocks everyone by announcing she is actually married to a gay Canadian ice-skater who needed a Green Card - and is still in love with him. Lisa Kudrow stars.

S2 E5 The One with Five Steaks and an Eggplant Ross celebrates his birthday in style by attending a concert, but Joey, Rachel and Phoebe cannot afford to tag along. Meanwhile, Chandler goes on a date with a woman who left a message on his answering machine by mistake.

S2 E6 The One with the Baby on the Bus Rachel struggles to find a way of breaking bad news about Phoebe's impending gig at Central Perk and Monica inadvertently poisons Ross with her kiwi-lime pie, leaving Chandler and Joey holding the baby. Comedy, starring Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer, with a guest appearance by singer Chrissie Hynde.

S2 E7 The One Where Ross Finds Out Rachel gets drunk and tells Ross she no longer craves his affection - throwing his mind into turmoil, as he had no idea she loved him in the first place. Meanwhile, Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight. Jennifer Animation and David Schwimmer star.

S2 E8 The One with the List Ross is unsure whether to start a romance with Rachel, so he draws up a list of her good and bad points, then looks on in horror as she accidentally sees the offending document. Comedy, starring David Schwimmer and Jennifer Aniston.

S2 E10 The One with Russ Rachel meets a man called Russ who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross, further confusing her already muddled emotions. Meanwhile, Joey discovers he will have to pass an intimate audition on the casting couch to get a part in a daytime soap.

S2 E11 The One with the Lesbian Wedding Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, with help from an uncomfortable Ross, while Rachel is shocked by an announcement from her mother - she is getting divorced and plans to go on a voyage of sexual self-discovery. Jennifer Aniston and David Schwimmer star.

S2 E12 The One After the Super Bowl - Part One Part one of two. Joey lands a date with a fan, but soon learns she is unhinged. Ross tries to track down Marcel at San Diego Zoo, and Phoebe is hired for a new singing job. Brooke Shields, Chris Isaak and Dan Castellaneta guest star.

S2 E13 The One After the Super Bowl - Part Two Part two of two. Rachel tries to fix up Monica with action-movie star Jean-Claude Van Damme, but ends up landing a date with him herself. Meanwhile, Chandler gets his comeuppance for a high-school prank he played on a former classmate. Guest starring Julia Roberts.

S2 E14 The One with the Prom Video Joey gives Chandler a hideous bracelet as a sign of their friendship, while Rachel insists she has no time for Ross - until Monica's old prom video helps her see him in a different light. Comedy, starring Jennifer Aniston, Courteney Cox and David Schwimmer.

S2 E15 The One Where Ross and Rachel - You Know Ross and Rachel finally consummate their relationship, and it seems romance is also on the horizon for Monica - but the object of her affections happens to be old enough to be her father. With guest star Tom Selleck.

S2 E16 The One Where Joey Moves Out Monica's parents are dismayed to discover she is dating their middle-aged friend, and an argument with Chandler prompts Joey to move out of the flat. Matthew Perry and Matt LeBlanc star, with guest appearances by Tom Selleck and Elliott Gould.

S2 E17 The One Where Eddie Moves In Rachel begins to feel smothered by Ross's constant attention. Meanwhile, Phoebe makes a video for her song Smellycat, and Chandler's new flatmate Eddie causes problems.

S2 E18 The One Where Dr Ramoray Dies Joey makes unfortunate comments in an interview with a fanzine, threatening his role as Dr Ramoray and casting a shadow over his acting career. Meanwhile, Chandler's new flatmate Eddie becomes increasingly annoying. Comedy, guest starring Tom Selleck, with Matt LeBlanc and Matthew Perry.