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S4 E2 "Doctor Who" star Bradley Walsh bravely hands over his phone to play Send To All, pop sensation Kylie Minogue helps Michael surprise members of the audience before performing a beautiful ballad with Jack Savoretti, and a pilot receives an aeroplane-themed surprise to become the latest Unexpected Star of the Show.

S3 E12 Operation Egg Drop Ms Snap wonders about the possibility of motherhood and freezing her eggs. Ms Watson pushes her class to win the science fair.

S13 E3 A topical panel show based on a huge series of opinion polls carried out around Britain. These 'Cat Polls' are primed to root out the important issues of the day, like what is Britain's most unwanted wedding gift or who the British public would most like to have round for dinner. Guests David Hasselhoff, Rachel Riley, Rob Beckett and Justin Moorhouse join the regulars.

S13 E4 Host Jimmy Carr delves into the world of opinion polls with team captains Sean Lock and Jon Richardson who are joined by guests Johnny Vegas, Vernon Kay, Paul Chowdhry and Katherine Ryan.

S3 E10 Penn & Teller Host Aisha Tyler joins comic regulars along with special guests comic Gary Anthony Williams and illusionists Penn and Teller as they perform improvised sketches prompted by ideas from the audience.

S3 E1 Cedric the Entertainer Host comedian Aisha Tyler welcomes Cedric the Entertainer and Gary Anthony Williams as the guest comedians who will participate in a series of spontaneous improv games with other comedians.

S25 E3 City People When Cartman's mum gets a job as a real estate agent, Cartman becomes inspired to enter the game himself... It's not long before all hell breaks loose! (S25, E03).

S25 E4 Back to the Cold War A lot is riding on Butter's ability to crush the competition in the all-important dressage championship.

S4 E2 "Doctor Who" star Bradley Walsh bravely hands over his phone to play Send To All, pop sensation Kylie Minogue helps Michael surprise members of the audience before performing a beautiful ballad with Jack Savoretti, and a pilot receives an aeroplane-themed surprise to become the latest Unexpected Star of the Show.

S31 E64 'The Daily Show' is back with a new host but the same irreverent take on the fools, fibbers and various other f-words in today's headlines.

S5 E18 The One Where Rachel Smokes Rachel's new boss and colleague both smoke. When Rachel discovers that they make business decisions without her in the smoking room, she pretends to be a serious smoker so she can be part of the discussion. Meanwhile, Ross's son and Joey audition for the same commercial, but only one of them can get the part.

S5 E19 The One Where Ross Can't Flirt Ross really likes the pretty pizza-delivery woman, but his flirting technique is awful. Meanwhile, a nasty surprise awaits Joey when he tells everyone about his big television appearance.

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S4 E2 "Doctor Who" star Bradley Walsh bravely hands over his phone to play Send To All, pop sensation Kylie Minogue helps Michael surprise members of the audience before performing a beautiful ballad with Jack Savoretti, and a pilot receives an aeroplane-themed surprise to become the latest Unexpected Star of the Show.

S8 E8 The Eggman The guys dress up with costumes trying to fool receptionists, and convince strangers to give up their gift cards. The punishment is to find and eat various hard-boiled eggs in a meeting.

S8 E10 Cake Loss The guys disrespect strangers at the food court, and later pose as tailors and ask strangers to settle ridiculous debates. The punishment involves a cake decorating contest.

S9 E15 Pat's Secret Robert is shocked when he discovers Pat smoking, although not shocked enough to refuse a drag on her cigarette. He lets Pat's secret out of the bag, and a host of others too.

S9 E16 The Finale Events take a dramatic twist in the last-ever episode. Ray fears getting his adenoids removed, but Debra convinces him to go through with the surgery.

S1 E1 Pilot Ray Barone's life seems perfect: he's a successful sportswriter living with his wife Debra and three kids, but trouble comes in paradise in the shape of his interfering mother, grumpy father and resentful brother. In this opening episode of the series, Debra wants a peaceful birthday with Ray, so he tells his parents and brother that there's no party: a lie with embarrassing consequences.

S1 E2 I Love You Debra is upset that Ray has a problem showing affection for her. Her anger is nothing, however, compared with her reaction when he shares his problem with his interfering parents.

S1 E3 I Wish I Were Gus Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a festering family feud.

S1 E4 Standard Deviation Robert asks Ray and Debra to complete IQ tests as part of his criminal psychology class. He tells them both that they scored higher than the other as part of an experiment.

S2 E1 The One With Ross's New Girlfriend Ross comes back from China with his new girlfriend Julie, and Rachel has a really hard time dealing with it. She winds up sleeping with Paolo and hates herself for it. Joey persuades her to tell Ross how she feels, but when Ross tells her he is in love with Julie, she can't bring herself to do it.

S2 E2 The One With the Breast Milk While Carol and Susan are away, Ross and the friends babysit his newborn son Ben, but Ross is disgusted when Phoebe tests the temperature of some bottled breast milk on her wrist. Meanwhile, Joey competes with a fellow cologne salesman.

S2 E3 The One Where Heckles Dies When downstairs neighbour Mr Heckles dies, the friends clean out his flat, but Chandler becomes convinced his hyper-critical nature will mean he ends up alone and sad, just like Heckles.

S2 E4 The One With Phoebe's Husband Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband, a gay Canadian ice dancer, shows up, as nobody knew she was married. Elsewhere, Chandler reveals his third nipple, and Ross's new relationship is under attack, unbeknown to him.

S2 E5 The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant Monica gets promoted and invites the friends out for dinner to celebrate, but problems arise when the difference in their salaries becomes apparent and the group splits in two. Meanwhile, when Chandler sets a woman up to get a date with her, a case of mistaken identities means that he discovers what she really thought of him.

S2 E6 The One With the Baby on the Bus Joey and Chandler babysit Ben who turns out to be a babe magnet until they accidentally leave him on a bus. Meanwhile, Phoebe loses her job as the singer at Central Perk to Stephanie.

S2 E7 The One Where Ross Finds Out Ross and Julie announce they are getting a cat together, while Rachel gets drunk on a date and all she talks about is Ross. She decides to get closure by calling him and telling his machine she is over him. Meanwhile, Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight.

S2 E8 The One With the List Ross agonises over whether he should stay with Julie or date Rachel. The gang encourage him to compare the two, so he starts with a list of Rachel's negative qualities. Unfortunately, Rachel sees the list.

S2 E9 The One With Phoebe's Dad Phoebe finds out that her picture of her father, whom she has never known, is just a generic photograph that comes with the picture frame. Elsewhere, after Ross makes Monica's heater malfunction, her Christmas party guests swelter in the middle of winter.

S2 E10 The One With Russ Joey lands a fantastic role on `Days of Our Lives'. Rachel begins dating Russ, who bears an uncanny resemblance to Ross. Meanwhile, Monica rekindles her relationship with `Fun Bobby', only to discover his jovial nature depends on alcohol consumption.

S2 E11 The One With the Lesbian Wedding Rachel's free-spirited mother visits and reveals that she wants to end her marriage and experiment sexually. Meanwhile, Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, with some help from an uncomfortable Ross.

S2 E12 The One After the Super Bowl Joey begins dating a stunning fan, only to discover she is rather unhinged. Meanwhile, Ross, missing his former pet monkey Marcel, visits San Diego Zoo to learn of his fate.

S2 E13 The One After the Super Bowl Ross reunites with Marcel on the set of a Jean-Claude Van Damme film. Meanwhile, Chandler secures a date with a girl he fancied in fourth grade.

S2 E14 The One With the Prom Video When Monica's parents clear out her old room to install a gym, they unearth an old video of her and Rachel's first prom night. It's obvious from this that Ross is in love with Rachel and, having told him it will never happen, Rachel changes her mind. Elsewhere, Joey gives Chandler a hideous bracelet as a token of his friendship and is mortally offended to hear Chandler saying how terrible it is.

S2 E15 The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know Among the guests at Monica's party is a handsome and sophisticated doctor, but the only problem is that he's old enough to be her father. Meanwhile, Joey buys a big screen TV and two reclining leather armchairs with the money from his `Days of Our Lives' contract.

S2 E16 The One Where Joey Moves Out Everyone at Monica's dad's birthday party finds it amusing that their middle-aged friend, eye-doctor Richard Burke, is dating a woman in her 20s - until Monica's parents learn that it is their daughter. Meanwhile, Chandler and Joey row over a dirty spoon. Is the flat still big enough for both of them?

Lighthearted adventures of a pair of news vendors in New York - one deaf, one blind - who go on the run when they are blamed for the murder of a customer. Each has seen - or heard - just a whiff of a clue, and a frantic chase ensues as the duo struggle to clear their names.