• 00:00 Karl Pilkington: The Moaning of Life

    S1 E4 Vocation and Money Karl aims to get to the bottom of his relative lack of a vocation, and visits an 85-year-old Japanese inventor to discover whether he has what it takes to become a genius. When the results prove less than encouraging, he sets his targets a little lower by trying his hand at becoming a traditional Japanese handyman. On the opposite end of the spectrum, he hangs out with a self-made millionaire in South Africa and jets off to Los Angeles to strut his stuff in a Hollywood fashion show.

  • 01:00 Never Mind the Buzzcocks

    S4 E9 Sophie Willan, Joel Corry, Self Esteem, Joe Wilkinson Joel Corry, Self Esteem and Joe Wilkinson join guest captain Sophie Willan and regulars Noel Fielding and Jamali Maddix.

  • 01:50 James Acaster: Hecklers Welcome

    A stand-up special by the comedian in which he explores his love-hate relationship with performing by relinquishing control of his set and accepting a healthy dose of heckling.

  • 03:20 Sex and the City

    S2 E15 Shortcomings Miranda goes out with a divorced father and Charlotte's married brother sleeps with Samantha, while Carrie dates a short-story writer - and his family. Comedy, starring Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall, Kristin Davis and Cynthia Nixon.

  • 03:55 Sex and the City

    S2 E16 Was It Good for You? Carrie dates a recovering alcoholic and soon realises she is his new quick fix, Charlotte's confidence is rocked when her partner falls asleep during sex, and Samantha becomes a source of experimentation for her gay friends. Starring Cynthia Nixon, Sarah Jessica Parker, Kim Cattrall and Kristin Davis.

  • 04:30 Christmas Crime UK

    Christmas Specials 5 Police are called in to a kebab shop in Harrogate after a female employee is attacked by a customer, and in Colchester two women are arrested for possessing cocaine.

  • 05:00 The Force: Manchester

    S2 E10 A traffic cop gets more than he bargained for when he pulls over a man for not wearing a seat belt. Documentary following the work of Greater Manchester Police.

  • 06:00 Magnum P.I.

    S5 E4 NSWF Thomas and Higgins search for a CEO who has mysteriously vanished, while Rick braces for a visit from his little sister Ruthie.

  • 07:00 MacGyver

    S3 E16 Lidar & Rogues & Duty The team must recover the body of a pilot whose plane crashed while testing an experimental laser mapping system. Riley tries to identify the hacker who tricked a Swat team into arresting her and Elwood.

  • 08:00 Motorway Patrol

    S16 E6 A domestic dispute results in a car crash, one that failed to stop the fight from continuing. Plus, a belligerent drunk takes on the cops.

  • 08:30 Motorway Patrol

    S16 E7 A sniper attack on the motorway puts police on full alert, and a man tries to run from the cop on foot - but reckons without nature interfering.

  • 09:00 Let's Go, Bananas!

    S1 E15 My Frabulous Framily My Frabulous Framily: When Apple feels like the loneliest only child, she searches for the perfect sibling amongst her friends. Who will she choose?

  • 09:15 Let's Go, Bananas!

    S1 E16 Paw Pixie Paw Pixie: Stellar loses her first claw and worries that it will never grow back, so Apple invents a 'Paw Pixie' to comfort her. But Stellar tries to catch it!

  • 09:30 Trolls: Trollstopia

    S2 E14 Bubbled In/Fastest Draw In The West A bubble storm forces all of TrollsTopia to stay inside for a day! Then Holly and Minuet Sonata must bond if they want to win a tournament.

  • 09:55 Morph's Epic Adventures

    S1 E1 Stop-motion animated comedy featuring Morph, his sidekick Chas and their old friends Delilah, Grandmorph and the Very Small Creatures.

  • 10:25 The Very Small Creatures: A Very Small Christmas

    S1 E21 It's Christmastime and the creatures have lots of fun playing under the Christmas tree when they find a new friend, the Very Small Sprout.

  • 10:30 Lost and Found

    Magical tale about a lost penguin who turns up on a little boy's doorstep. Hoping to return the animal to its owner, the child finds that no one is missing a penguin, so sets about taking him back to the South Pole in his rowing boat. Based on the books by Oliver Jeffers, and narrated by Jim Broadbent with an original score by Max Richter.

  • 11:00 The Simpsons

    S22 E10 Moms I'd Like to Forget Tension between Springfield Elementary's fourth and fifth graders spills over during a dodgeball game, leading Bart to arrange a fight with a fellow pupil. Marge gets back in touch with three friends she fell out with years ago, but she soon realises why they went their separate ways.

  • 11:30 The Simpsons

    S22 E11 Flaming Moe Moe achieves massive success when he turns the tavern into a gay bar, but keeps his heterosexuality a secret to remain in his new clientele's favour. However, the decision backfires when the pub's new regulars encourage him to run for office and become Springfield's first openly gay councilman. Meanwhile, Principal Skinner falls for a new music teacher. Guest starring Kristen Wiig (Bridesmaids) and Alyson Hannigan (How I Met Your Mother).

  • 12:00 The Simpsons

    S22 E12 Homer the Father Homer becomes obsessed with a father-son relationship in a 1980s sitcom, using it as a source of inspiration to deal with Bart's hankering for a must-have mini-bike. However, when the youngster starts trading nuclear secrets with the Chinese government, Homer must find a new way to bring his son into line.

  • 12:30 The Simpsons

    S22 E13 The Blue and the Grey Marge notices grey hairs creeping through her blue dye and decides to embrace the shade like other middle-aged women. Homer becomes Moe's official 'wing man' in a bid to boost his friend's ailing love life.

  • 13:00 The Simpsons

    S22 E15 The Scorpion's Tale Lisa notices how a patch of wild flowers has a calming effect on two aggressive scorpions, and discovers it has a similar impact on Springfield's human population. A pharmaceutical company soon gets involved, leaving Bart to spot a potential money-making scheme.

  • 13:30 The Simpsons

    S22 E17 Love Is a Many Strangled Thing Homer promises Marge that he will become a better parent, and decides to enrol on a fathering enrichment course. Guest starring Paul Rudd and Kareem Abdul Jabbar.

  • 14:00 The Flintstones

    Blue-collar caveman Fred Flintstone is promoted to an executive position at work and unwittingly becomes embroiled in an embezzlement scheme - thanks in no small part to his seductive new assistant. Live-action version of the cartoon comedy, starring John Goodman, Rick Moranis, Rosie O'Donnell, Halle Berry and Elizabeth Taylor.

  • 16:00 Bill Bailey's Master Crafters: The Next Generation

    S3 E3 Mosaic Making Three junior mosaic enthusiasts take part in a workshop hosted by expert Paul Siggins, while Bill visits St Paul's Cathedral in London to see its distinct mosaics.

  • 17:00 Portrait Artist of the Year 2024

    S11 E10 Andy Serkis and Lorraine Ashbourne Stephen Mangan hosts as the three finalists paint a married couple in the form of actor and director Andy Serkis and actress Lorraine Ashbourne, with the winner earning a a £10,000 commision to create a portrait of TV presenter Lorraine Kelly.

  • 18:00 Gillette Labs Soccer Saturday : 14/12/2024 ᴸᶦᵛᵉ

    Stay up to speed with the afternoon's football up and down the country as goals go in and updates arrive in the studio from around the grounds.

  • 20:00 Secrets in the Ice

    S3 E7 Forgotten Greenland Ghost Town Mysterious industrial waste and abandoned homes are discovered in a remote, uninhabited part of Greenland. In Norway, strange ditches and huge mounds are found deep within the Arctic Circle. A huge pyramid rivalling those of ancient Egypt is found far out on the Kazakh steppe. Plus, a perfectly shaped ball of golden fur melts out of the frozen ground of the Yukon's gold fields.

  • 21:00 Secrets in the Ice

    S3 E8 Abandoned Alpine Fortress A Kazakh farmer discovers ancient burial sites that may determine whether or not the legend of the Amazon women warriors is myth or reality. In the Italian Alps, a group of hikers explores long forgotten military infrastructure that points to the region's complicated and violent history. A shrine in the Indian Himalayas has long been said to be protected by supernatural powers, but strange markings on the temple reveal it was subject to an almost equally as powerful force. Palaeontologists discover a fossilised species unknown to science embedded in a rock hundreds of millions of years old.

  • 22:00 The Simpsons

    S22 E18 The Great Simpsina Lisa becomes an apprentice to famous magician the Great Raymondo, but trouble brews when she is persuaded to reveal the secret behind her master's most famous trick. Meanwhile, Marge develops an obsession with peach-based desserts after befriending a folk singer. Guest starring Martin Landau (Ed Wood) and Jack McBrayer (30 Rock).

  • 22:30 The Simpsons

    S22 E19 The Real Housewives of Fat Tony Marge and Homer are invited on a weekend away at the Jersey Shore to smooth over their differences with Fat Tony and Selma, who have married after a whirlwind romance. Bart discovers a talent for detecting the location of truffles, which Lisa jumps at the chance to nurture.

  • 23:00 The Simpsons

    S22 E20 Homer Scissorhands Homer discovers a talent for styling hair and opens a salon that becomes very popular, but begins to feel his gift is a curse as he must listen to people's problems and gossip. Meanwhile, Milhouse decides to live each day to the fullest and professes his love for Lisa - only to have his heart broken.

  • 23:30 Rob & Romesh vs Lapland

    S6 E3 Rob Beckett and Romesh Ranganathan head to Lapland for Christmas, where they try their luck at a range of festive-themed tasks featuring elves, reindeer, magic and Santa Claus to see if there's one activity that they have the Christmas spirit for.

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