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Utopia ᴺᵉʷ
S2 E7 Reporting for Duty A report finds a tunnel project unviable; Nat wants to fire an inept employee; Amy trains to be a barista.
- 00:35
Utopia ᴺᵉʷ
S2 E8 Summit Attempt Tony tries to take a vacation but is thwarted at every turn; Karsten complicates plans for an infrastructure conference.
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Your Face Or Mine
S1 E1 Harry and Charlotte Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the game show that puts couples to the test. Harry and Charlotte will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds.
- 01:40
Your Face Or Mine
S1 E2 Anthony and Jestina Jimmy Carr and Katherine Ryan host the game show that puts couples to the test. Anthony and Jestina will be forced to judge all kinds of faces for the chance to win thousands of pounds.
- 02:10
RENO 911!
S1 E11 Dangle's Moving Day Lieutenant Dangle has got a big job for the department but only Officer Jones will help. Will Dangle mind being alone with Jones?
- 02:40
RENO 911!
S1 E12 Terrorist Training Captain Dwayne Hernandez and his partner Suzy Kim drop by to train the officers in homeland security, a welcome distraction in more ways than one.
- 03:10
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
S11 E2 Padma Lakshmi 2 Padma Lakshmi returns to play Dubbing, while Heather has to choose a date between a delinquent joyriding girl, the new Bosley and a playboy octopus and Wayne sings songs of roommates. (S11, E02).
- 03:40
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
S11 E3 Darren Criss 2 Darren Criss teams up with Wayne and Jeff for a Motown song, then delivers a `bubblesome' performance with Wayne and Colin. Greg Proops helps present an unusual award ceremony.
- 04:10
South Park
S8 E4 You Got F'd in the A After a bunch of Orange County kids challenge Stan to a dance-off, he must assemble a group of the best dancers in South Park to compete against them.
- 04:40
South Park
S8 E6 The Jeffersons Michael Jackson moves to South Park but tries to conceal his identity; local cops then try to frame him because he is a rich black man.
- 05:05
Rich Hall: 3:10 To Humour
Rich Halls stand-up recorded in London's West End at the Vaudeville Theatre.
- 06:15
Friends
S1 E5 The One With the East German Laundry Detergent While Chandler and Phoebe decide to break up with their significant others on the same night, Ross and Rachel have their first date doing laundry together.
- 06:35
Friends
S1 E6 The One With the Butt An agent offers Joey a movie role as Al Pacino's naked body double, Ross tries to be less conservative, and Chandler thinks his fantasies have come true when he has an affair with a married woman.
- 07:00
Teleshopping
Presenting the latest products live on television that can be ordered directly. The product range extends from vacuum cleaners and bath towels to sports equipment.
- 08:00
Teleshopping
Presenting the latest products live on television that can be ordered directly. The product range extends from vacuum cleaners and bath towels to sports equipment.
- 09:00
Cruise TV with LoveitBookit
A one-stop shop for all things cruise, presenting the hottest destinations and the latest deals.
- 10:00
Home Improvement
S6 E5 Al's Video When Al becomes producer of a video, he selects Tim to direct -- until Tim gets too bossy. Also, Jill gets a computer.
- 10:35
Home Improvement
S6 E6 Whose Car Is It Anyway? Despite Jill's (Patricia Richardson) warnings, Tim (Tim Allen) takes her pricey foreign sports car out for a spin.
- 11:00
Home Improvement
S6 E7 I Was a Teenage Taylor Tim and Jill (Tim Allen, Patricia Richardson) revert to childhood to convince Randy and Brad (Jonathan Taylor Thomas, Zachery Ty Bryan) they are not too old for Halloween.
- 11:30
Home Improvement
S6 E8 Jill and Her Sisters Jill (Patricia Richardson) and her three sisters are at odds when a provocative secret is revealed during a family visit. With Tim Allen.
- 12:00
Last Man Standing
S5 E14 The Ring When Ed secretly gives Kyle a task involving an engagement ring, Mike thinks Kyle is going to propose to Mandy.
- 12:30
Last Man Standing
S5 E15 Home Sweet Loan When Mike finds the ideal place for Kristin and Ryan, Ryan surprises everyone with a change of heart and backs out of the idea.
- 13:00
Takeshi's Castle
S2 E10 Jonathan Ross narrates as one hundred brave contestants battle it out to reach Takeshi's castle. There's water, there's mud and there's lots of other unsightly things waiting for them.
- 13:30
Takeshi's Castle
S3 E1 One hundred contestants are gearing up in an attempt to storm Takeshi's Castle. Taking on the super slippery wet paint, they will have to prove they have what it takes to defeat the guards.
- 14:00
Guessable?
S4 E1 The Return of the Fly Sara Pascoe, Alan Davies, Darren Harriott, and sidekick John Kearns, welcome Nick Helm, Harriet Kemsley, Michael Dappah and Helen Bauer to play another round of absurd guessing games.
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Friends
S6 E24 The One With the Proposal Chandler's romantic marriage proposal is ruined when Monica's former boyfriend returns, Joey accidentally buys a boat, and a dormitory incident reminds Ross how young his girlfriend is.
- 15:30
Friends
S6 E25 The One With the Proposal Monica and Chandler encounter Richard (Tom Selleck), Monica's former boyfriend, in a romantic restaurant.
- 16:00
Friends
S7 E1 The One With Monica's Thunder Everyone is toasting Chandler and Monica's engagement, but after Chandler fails to come up with the goods in the bedroom, he begins to worry about the consequences. Elsewhere, Monica thinks Rachel is trying to steal her glory when she catches her kissing Ross.
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Friends
S7 E2 The One With Rachel's Book Monica's dream of a fairytale wedding fizzles out after she learns what her parents have done with her wedding fund. Meanwhile, Rachel fumes when a teasing Joey stumbles across her juicy late-night reading material.
- 17:00
Friends
S7 E3 The One With Phoebe's Cookies Chandler's desperate effort to bond with Monica's dad by playing racquetball backfires when he accidentally gets too up-close-and-personal. Elsewhere, Rachel tries to teach `landlubber' Joey how to sail without falling overboard, while Monica seeks to replicate Phoebe's late grandmother's secret recipe by deconstructing her last remaining cookie.
- 17:30
Friends
S7 E4 The One With Rachel's Assistant Rachel must hire an assistant and agonises over whether to hire an efficient, experienced woman, or sexy young Tag Jones. Ignoring her friends' advice, she hires Tag and soon regrets it. To make matters worse, Tag is attracted to Phoebe.
- 18:00
Friends
S7 E5 The One With the Engagement Picture While taking an engagement picture for himself and Monica, Chandler can't stop pulling a strange face, Rachel enlists Joey to take Tag out for a night on the town, and Phoebe and Ross date a couple in the middle of a divorce.
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Friends
S7 E6 The One With the Nap Partners Wedding fever continues when Monica can't decide whether to appoint Rachel or Phoebe as her maid of honour. To help Monica decide, Joey and Ross test them on how they would react in certain wedding situations.
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Friends
S7 E7 The One With Ross's Library Book Ross is elated that the university library contains his doctoral dissertation, but he is shocked to discover that it is located in a remote corner frequently used by students having sex. Elsewhere, the tables are turned on Joey when Erin is the one to just want sex and not a relationship.
- 19:30
Friends
S7 E8 The One Where Chandler Doesn't Like Dogs Joey may have ruined Rachel's chances with Tag when he opens his mouth during Thanksgiving dinner, and Phoebe reveals that she has been secretly keeping a cute dog in her room for a few days while its owner is away.
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Friends
S7 E9 The One With All the Candy Rachel is dating her assistant, Tag, but they must keep it a secret at work because of the company's anti-dating policy. Her friends warn her that the relationship will only cause her trouble, but just for fun, she becomes more brazen about it.
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Friends
S7 E10 The One With the Holiday Armadillo Ross finds himself looking after Ben and decides to do something special. Since all the Santa costumes have been rented out, Ross dons the holiday armadillo outfit.
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Friends
S7 E11 The One With All the Cheesecakes Chandler and Rachel pig out on a neighbour's cheesecake that was mistakenly delivered to Chandler. They feel bad, but not quite guilty enough to refrain from eating a second one that has also been wrongly delivered.
- 21:30
Friends
S7 E12 The One Where They're Up All Night During their first night together, Rachel and Tag realise they forgot to ship out an important package at the office.
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Friends
S7 E13 The One Where Rosita Dies Phoebe's new job as a telemarketer gets off to a tricky start when the first person she calls, an office worker called Earl, tells her he feels unappreciated and wants to kill himself. Phoebe keeps him on the telephone, trying to persuade him otherwise and finally takes the desperate measure of going to his office to convince him to stay alive.
- 22:30
Friends
S7 E14 The One Where They All Turn Thirty Celebrating Rachel's 30th birthday inspires the friends to reminisce about their own 30th birthdays. Joey got angry with God for breaking their deal, Ross bought himself a sports car in an attempt to recapture his youth, and Monica got blind drunk and embarrassed herself at her surprise party.
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Snatch
Based on three hybridising narrative strands, three groups of villains are intent on retrieving a missing diamond. Turkish and Tommy team up with a pugilistic Irish gypsy named Mickey for the purpose of rigging unlicensed boxing matches. However, their opponent also arranges some dodgy betting with the courier of the stolen diamond, who subsequently goes missing. To complicate further, a New York gangster arrives on the scene.