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Madcap adult animated comedy where supermarket perishables devise a plan to escape from their human enemies after Frank the sausage learns that they will eventually become meals.

S13 E3 Jordin Sparks Popstar Jordin Sparks joins for some unforgettable improv chaos.

S12 E1 Candice Accola This special episode showcases never before seen games and outtakes, starting with a frantic Forward Rewind followed by the rarely played game Hats.

S11 E1 Josh Widdicombe, Rachel Riley, Russell Kane Returning for its 11th series and joining Jimmy Carr and Sean Lock is new team captain Jon Richardson. With guests Alex Reid, Russell Kane, Rachel Riley and Josh Widdicombe.

S11 E2 Jack Whitehall, Joe Wilkinson, Krishnan Guru-Murthy Jimmy, Sean and Jon are joined by Patsy Palmer, Jack Whitehall, Krishnan Guru Murthy and Joe Wilkinson to debate the hot topics of the week, from celebrity gossip to world politics.

S8 E13 Cartman's Incredible Gift An ill-fated flying attempt lands Cartman in hospital. Believing he has crime solving psychic powers the police enlist him to help catch a serial killer.

S8 E14 Woodland Critter Christmas Stan helps a bunch of woodland creatures eagerly anticipating the birth of their saviour, but he is devastated to learn they are Satan Worshippers.

S9 E1 Mr. Garrison's Fancy New Vagina Mr Garrison decides to undergo a sex change. Meanwhile, Kyle is prevented from joining the national basketball team.

The whimsical comic discusses her magician's assistant audition and a dancing horse.

S30 E47 A satirical look at news, trends, pop culture, current events, politics, sports, and entertainment.

S2 E4 The One With Phoebe's Husband Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband, a gay Canadian ice dancer, shows up, as nobody knew she was married. Elsewhere, Chandler reveals his third nipple, and Ross's new relationship is under attack, unbeknown to him.

S2 E5 The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant Monica gets promoted and invites the friends out for dinner to celebrate, but problems arise when the difference in their salaries becomes apparent and the group splits in two. Meanwhile, when Chandler sets a woman up to get a date with her, a case of mistaken identities means that he discovers what she really thought of him.

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S6 E17 Wilson's World Wilson (Earl Hindman) tries to become more "normal" when he is criticised for his artistic self-expression. With Tim Allen.

S6 E18 Something Old, Someone Blue Before Al and Ilene's wedding, Al reveals a massive secret to Tim and the guys.

S6 E19 Communication Breakdown Tim and Jill ponder their relationships with the boys when they witness a blowup between Harry and his son.

S6 E20 My Son, the Driver Brad fails to tell the truth about his car accident, while three generations of the Al Unser car-racing family visit `Tool Time'.

S5 E20 Tattoo Vanessa hopes a tattoo will help her become closer to her daughters. Kyle gives Ryan camping lessons.

S5 E21 The Marriage Doctor Kyle shares his fears with Mike about meeting the church's new minister. Ryan helps Eve with her debate assignment.

S3 E6 One hundred beauty queens try and avoid bathing in the muck with the introduction of the brand new game 'Mud Ball' before taking on the complicated and puzzling 'Honeycomb maze' to storm the castle.

S3 E7 A new class of one hundred University students attempt to storm the castle but with Turtle Path, Wet Paint and Runaway Rockaway to conquer first, it is not certain if any of them will make the grade.

S4 E4 Darren and His Bigfoot Sara Pascoe, Alan Davies, Darren Harriott, and sidekick John Kearns, welcome Ivo Graham, Rachel Parris, Stevie Martin and Eshaan Akbar to play another round of absurd guessing games.

S7 E23 The One With Chandler And Monica's Wedding - Part 1 Monica and Chandler prepare for their wedding. Meanwhile, Joey is starring in a movie with a prestigious actor with a spitting problem.

S7 E24 The One With Chandler And Monica's Wedding - Part 2 Joey encounters problems trying to get off the movie set to officiate the wedding when the star turns up drunk.

S8 E1 The One After "I Do" Monica and Chandler's wedding reception is almost upstaged by the news that someone might be pregnant. Meanwhile, Ross tries to impress a pretty single woman, Chandler has troubles on the dance floor, and Joey hopes to impress Chandler's mum's date, an important Broadway producer, with his acting ability.

S8 E2 The One With the Red Sweater The girls speculate as to who's the father of Rachel's baby, the guys scramble after Chandler loses the film from his wedding, and Monica wants to open the wedding gifts.

S8 E3 The One Where Rachel Tells .. Everybody seems to know who the father of Rachel's baby is except the man himself. Meanwhile, Phoebe and Joey lie about a gas leak to get into Monica and Chandler's apartment.

S8 E4 The One With the Videotape Ross and Rachel's attempt to explain how they wound up in bed together quickly descends into an argument over who seduced whom, until Ross shocks the room by announcing that he has the whole encounter on video. Meanwhile, Monica and Chandler return from their honeymoon, excited at the prospect of socialising with another just-married couple they met on the flight home.

S8 E5 The One With Rachel's Date Ross gets upset when Rachel goes out on a date with a handsome actor, Phoebe tries to prevent a chef from being sacked, and Chandler kills a co-worker's promotion.

S8 E6 The One With the Halloween Party At Monica's Halloween party, Phoebe meets the friendly fiancé of her flighty twin Ursula, but becomes alarmed when she learns that her sister has misrepresented herself to her trusting future in-law.

S8 E7 The One With the Stain Ross learns that a pregnant Rachel wants to move out and find a place of her own, so he suggests a vacancy in his building. Then he learns that the elderly occupant is not quite dead yet. Meanwhile, Phoebe is ecstatic when Eric dumps her twin sister Ursula and chooses her instead, and Monica comes unhinged when she suspects that her new maid is stealing her jeans, among other things.

S8 E8 The One With the Stripper Feeling guilty for denying Chandler a bachelor party, Monica hires a stripper to perform for him, without learning that she's a prostitute. Elsewhere, Rachel's father learns about her pregnancy and plans to give Ross a piece of his mind.

S8 E9 The One With the Rumour An old high-school friend of Monica's is invited to the Thanksgiving dinner with the gang, but Monica is unaware that he isn't exactly fond of Rachel. Meanwhile, Chandler and Phoebe pretend to be mesmerised by American football in order to avoid helping Monica in the kitchen, and Joey vows to devour the entire turkey single-handedly.

S8 E10 The One With Monica's Boots Chandler is aghast when Monica buys painfully expensive boots, and Phoebe tries to capitalise on her discovery that Ross's son attends school with the son of rock star Sting.

S8 E11 The One With Ross' Step Forward Ross's new girlfriend wants to put their photograph on Christmas cards, Rachel eyes Joey as a possible romantic partner, and the newlyweds cope with Chandler's boss as he goes through a divorce.

S8 E12 The One Where Joey Dates Rachel To prepare Joey for his big date the following night, Rachel eagerly agrees to go out with him for a rare night on the town. However, when each is pleasantly surprised with their newfound compatibility, they begin to regard each other in a way that no one could have predicted.

S8 E13 The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath As Joey agonises over his secret affection for Rachel, Monica mistakenly thinks that he is infatuated with Phoebe. Meanwhile, Ross and Rachel promise not to try to find out the sex of their unborn child, but Rachel can't resist having a peek inside the doctor's confidential folder. Also, Monica urges a reluctant Chandler to enjoy the soothing pleasures of a scented bath, but realises that she's created a tub monster.

S8 E14 The One With the Secret Closet Joey rushes pregnant Rachel to hospital when she experiences pains. When Ross feels left out, Joey makes a gallant suggestion. Meanwhile, Chandler is surprised to discover what is behind the locked door of Monica's secret cupboard, and Phoebe gets the impression that Monica is enjoying one of her massages a little too much.

S3 E5 British national treasure Miranda Hart bravely gives Michael her phone in Celebrity Send To All, and there's music from global pop megastar Niall Horan. Plus, a doctor is fooled in the most ambitious Unexpected Star surprise ever.