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S8 E11 Quest for Ratings The boys become embroiled in a ratings war when their `Super School News' show faces the axe. They will stoop to any level to attract viewers.

S8 E12 Stupid Spoiled W... Video Playset Paris Hilton opens a store in South Park and the girls try to emulate their idol. Meanwhile, Paris wants Butters as her new pet `Mr Biggles'.

S2 E3 Argentina Joel and Nish spend a week in the tough, no-nonsense world of the Argentinean Gauchos in South America, learning how to horse ride and herd cattle across the South American Pampas.

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S6 E21 Insult to Injury Tim is so focused on breaking a record that he breaks a promise to his son - and almost breaks his own arm.

S6 E22 Family Un-Ties Jill (Patricia Richardson) has trouble dealing with the fact that the boys no longer want to spend much time with her. With Tim Allen.

S6 E23 The Feminine Mistake "Tool Time" gets approval to create a 3-D effects show; Jill (Patricia Richardson) wants Tim (Tim Allen) to act more like an equal.

S6 E24 Taps Jill (Patricia Richardson) endures a family tragedy and is overcome with guilt. Guest star Polly Holliday.

S5 E22 The Shortcut Ed plans a surprise dinner for Mike's 25 years at The Outdoor Man, Mandy wants her and Kyle to move in with her parents to save money after they're married.

S6 E1 Papa Bear Mike arrives for work at Outdoor Man to discover Kyle feeding stray cats off the warehouse's loading dock and quickly puts a stop to it.

S3 E8 Jonathan Ross narrates as one hundred new recruits face the brand new teetering 'Dominoes', the swinging 'Bridge the Gap' and the crazy 'Knock Knock' before attempting to attack the castle.

S3 E9 One hundred more warriors aim for the ultimate prize of storming the castle. However, with Runaway Rockaway, Breakfast and Bridge Ball in their way, it is going to be tough to get to victory.

S4 E6 How Long Is a Piece of String Sara Pascoe, Alan Davies, Darren Harriott, and sidekick John Kearns welcome Maisie Adam, Josh Pugh, Josh Jones, and Snoochie Shy for another round of absurd guessing games and puzzles.

S8 E7 The One With the Stain Ross learns that a pregnant Rachel wants to move out and find a place of her own, so he suggests a vacancy in his building. Then he learns that the elderly occupant is not quite dead yet. Meanwhile, Phoebe is ecstatic when Eric dumps her twin sister Ursula and chooses her instead, and Monica comes unhinged when she suspects that her new maid is stealing her jeans, among other things.

S8 E8 The One With the Stripper Feeling guilty for denying Chandler a bachelor party, Monica hires a stripper to perform for him, without learning that she's a prostitute. Elsewhere, Rachel's father learns about her pregnancy and plans to give Ross a piece of his mind.

S8 E9 The One With the Rumour An old high-school friend of Monica's is invited to the Thanksgiving dinner with the gang, but Monica is unaware that he isn't exactly fond of Rachel. Meanwhile, Chandler and Phoebe pretend to be mesmerised by American football in order to avoid helping Monica in the kitchen, and Joey vows to devour the entire turkey single-handedly.

S8 E10 The One With Monica's Boots Chandler is aghast when Monica buys painfully expensive boots, and Phoebe tries to capitalise on her discovery that Ross's son attends school with the son of rock star Sting.

S8 E11 The One With Ross' Step Forward Ross's new girlfriend wants to put their photograph on Christmas cards, Rachel eyes Joey as a possible romantic partner, and the newlyweds cope with Chandler's boss as he goes through a divorce.

S8 E12 The One Where Joey Dates Rachel To prepare Joey for his big date the following night, Rachel eagerly agrees to go out with him for a rare night on the town. However, when each is pleasantly surprised with their newfound compatibility, they begin to regard each other in a way that no one could have predicted.

S8 E13 The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath As Joey agonises over his secret affection for Rachel, Monica mistakenly thinks that he is infatuated with Phoebe. Meanwhile, Ross and Rachel promise not to try to find out the sex of their unborn child, but Rachel can't resist having a peek inside the doctor's confidential folder. Also, Monica urges a reluctant Chandler to enjoy the soothing pleasures of a scented bath, but realises that she's created a tub monster.

S8 E14 The One With the Secret Closet Joey rushes pregnant Rachel to hospital when she experiences pains. When Ross feels left out, Joey makes a gallant suggestion. Meanwhile, Chandler is surprised to discover what is behind the locked door of Monica's secret cupboard, and Phoebe gets the impression that Monica is enjoying one of her massages a little too much.

S8 E15 The One With the Birthing Video Monica prepares for a sexy Valentine's Day, but Chandler is too shell-shocked after accidentally viewing Rachel's birthing video. Meanwhile, Phoebe gives Joey the world's most cheerful dog.

S8 E16 The One Where Joey Tells Rachel A guilt-ridden Joey finally confesses his love for Rachel to the flabbergasted Ross, while Chandler becomes nervous when Phoebe's handsome new boyfriend Don shares numerous personality traits with Monica.

S8 E17 The One With the Tea Leaves In an effort to restore normality to their friendship, Rachel tells Joey a big lie about her unborn child. Meanwhile, Phoebe's tea leaves reveal that she will soon encounter the man of her dreams.

S8 E18 The One in Massapequa Phoebe brings her annoyingly upbeat boyfriend to Mr and Mrs Geller's 35th wedding anniversary party. Meanwhile, Ross is astounded when his parents ask him and the pregnant Rachel to pretend to be married, in order to avoid a potential scandal.

S8 E19 The One With Joey's Interview Joey is thrilled when his name is used in a `Soap Opera Digest' crossword puzzle. He is reluctant to let the magazine do a profile of him, but Rachel tries to persuade him to reconsider so that he can mention her.

S8 E20 The One With the Baby Shower Rachel panics when she realises how unprepared she is to care for an infant. She reluctantly agrees to allow her frustrating mother Sandra to move in to help her, upsetting Ross. Meanwhile, Monica tries to atone for forgetting to invite Sandra to the baby shower, and Chandler and Ross exhaust themselves by repeatedly playing a confusing game called Bamboozle to help Joey prepare to audition as a game-show host.

S8 E21 The One With the Cooking Class When Monica's cooking at the restaurant receives a harsh write-up in a newspaper, she goes to a criticism class taught by the reviewer, hoping to convince him to reconsider his opinion. Meanwhile, Rachel gets upset when a cute salesgirl flirts with Ross while he and Rachel are shopping for baby supplies, and nervous about a major job interview, Chandler receives some questionable coaching from Phoebe.

S8 E22 The One Where Rachel Is Late When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond the expected delivery date, the pain makes her increasingly irritable and willing to try anything that might speed up the baby's arrival. Meanwhile, Monica and Phoebe bet on the date of the birth, while Joey can only take one guest to the premiere of his film, and chooses Chandler. Unfortunately, Chandler falls asleep during the screening.

The side-splitting grand finale of Lee Evans' 100 date sell-out UK tour at the Edinburgh Playhouse.