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- 01:10
South Park
S8 E13 Cartman's Incredible Gift An ill-fated flying attempt lands Cartman in hospital. Believing he has crime solving psychic powers the police enlist him to help catch a serial killer.
- 01:40
South Park
S8 E14 Woodland Critter Christmas Stan helps a bunch of woodland creatures eagerly anticipating the birth of their saviour, but he is devastated to learn they are Satan Worshippers.
- 02:10
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
S13 E12 Jeff Davis 18 Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie, along with guest performer Jeff Davis, put their comedic skills to the test through a series of spontaneous improv games based on random ideas from the studio audience.
- 02:40
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
S13 E4 Maile Brady The stakes are high as the audience's texts are used to inform the game Mixed Messages.
- 03:10
Absolutely Fine
S1 E1 Uber This guy might not deserve five stars, maybe it's time to take public transport.
- 03:40
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
S11 E9 Gary Anthony Williams 10 Gary Anthony Williams teams up with Ryan, Colin and Wayne for yet another laughter riot. Featuring game segments such as `Scenes from a Hat', `Sound Effects', `Greatest Hits' and others.
- 04:10
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
S11 E10 Brad Sherwood & Jeff Davis Aisha Tyler hosts improv featuring regulars Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie along with guest performers Jeff Davis and Brad Sherwood.
- 04:40
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
S11 E11 Maggie Q 2 Maggie Q returns and gets a cabaret song, while Foreign Film Dub also returns. Nyima chooses a date while Scenes From A Hat features Sesame Street characters in other shows.
- 05:05
Whose Line Is It Anyway? USA
S11 E12 Gary Anthony Williams 13 Aisha Tyler hosts improv featuring regulars Wayne Brady, Ryan Stiles and Colin Mochrie, along with guest performer Gary Anthony Williams.
- 05:30
Friends
S1 E21 The One With the Fake Monica Someone is pretending to be Monica, using her credit card numbers and having the sort of fun that Monica wishes she could have.
- 05:50
Friends
S3 E13 The One Where Monica and Richard Are Just Friends Monica bumps into Richard in a video store and they decide to work on their friendship, but the more time they spend together, the more sexual their relationship becomes. Meanwhile, Phoebe dates an athlete who unintentionally keeps exposing himself by wearing loose shorts, and Rachel agrees to read `The Shining' if Joey will read `Little Women'.
- 06:15
Friends
S3 E24 The One With the Ultimate Fighting Champion Monica finds herself dating a guy who wants to be the Ultimate Fighting Champion. Meanwhile, Chandler finds his male boss's attentions just a little too friendly, and the group overhear a scandalous conversation at Central Perk.
- 06:35
Friends
S4 E9 The One Where They're Going to Party! Monica upsets Phoebe by stopping the catering business before it has started after she gets the head chef job at a restaurant where the staff all hate her. Rachel's boss is killed in a car accident before she can make Rachel a junior buyer.
- 07:00
Teleshopping
Presenting the latest products live on television that can be ordered directly. The product range extends from vacuum cleaners and bath towels to sports equipment.
- 08:00
Teleshopping
Presenting the latest products live on television that can be ordered directly. The product range extends from vacuum cleaners and bath towels to sports equipment.
- 09:00
Cruise TV with LoveitBookit
A one-stop shop for all things cruise, presenting the hottest destinations and the latest deals.
- 10:00
Impractical Jokers
S9 E11 Breaking Wind Beneath My Wings Murr, Joe, Q and Prince Herb pitch out the year's hottest new TV shows to would-be viewers and enlist volunteers into a variety of totally normal focus groups; the big loser must deliver the performance of a lifetime.
- 10:35
Impractical Jokers
S9 E12 Prince + Charming Joe, Q, Prince Herb and Murr recruit new senior executives for their companies and then jump into the dating pool; the big loser gets an opportunity to show off his musical chops to a captive audience.
- 11:00
New Girl
S5 E21 Wedding Eve On the night before the wedding, Nick and Winston try to help Schmidt re-write his wedding vows and Jess, thinking that Sam is going to propose to her.
- 11:30
New Girl
S5 E22 Landing Gear Schmidt flies to Portland in order to make a last ditch effort to convince Cece's mum to come to their wedding, but in doing so, he might miss the special day himself.
- 12:00
Last Man Standing
S4 E3 Rediscover America The longtime friendship between Mike and Ed is challenged when Ed's pushy girlfriend, Wendi, thinks Outdoor Man store owner Ed should be the face of the sporting goods store, and not Mike.
- 12:30
Last Man Standing
S4 E4 Sinkhole When Mike and Boyd narrowly miss a sinkhole on the interstate, Boyd becomes petrified of leaving the house.
- 13:00
Everybody Loves Raymond
S1 E1 Pilot Ray Barone's life seems perfect: he's a successful sportswriter living with his wife Debra and three kids, but trouble comes in paradise in the shape of his interfering mother, grumpy father and resentful brother. In this opening episode of the series, Debra wants a peaceful birthday with Ray, so he tells his parents and brother that there's no party: a lie with embarrassing consequences.
- 13:30
Everybody Loves Raymond
S1 E2 I Love You Debra is upset that Ray has a problem showing affection for her. Her anger is nothing, however, compared with her reaction when he shares his problem with his interfering parents.
- 14:00
Everybody Loves Raymond
S1 E3 I Wish I Were Gus Ray hopes the family-themed eulogy he gives for his Uncle Gus will extinguish the sparks of a festering family feud.
- 14:30
Everybody Loves Raymond
S1 E4 Standard Deviation Robert asks Ray and Debra to complete IQ tests as part of his criminal psychology class. He tells them both that they scored higher than the other as part of an experiment.
- 15:00
Friends
S8 E7 The One With the Stain Ross learns that a pregnant Rachel wants to move out and find a place of her own, so he suggests a vacancy in his building. Then he learns that the elderly occupant is not quite dead yet. Meanwhile, Phoebe is ecstatic when Eric dumps her twin sister Ursula and chooses her instead, and Monica comes unhinged when she suspects that her new maid is stealing her jeans, among other things.
- 15:30
Friends
S8 E8 The One With the Stripper Feeling guilty for denying Chandler a bachelor party, Monica hires a stripper to perform for him, without learning that she's a prostitute. Elsewhere, Rachel's father learns about her pregnancy and plans to give Ross a piece of his mind.
- 16:00
Friends
S8 E9 The One With the Rumour An old high-school friend of Monica's is invited to the Thanksgiving dinner with the gang, but Monica is unaware that he isn't exactly fond of Rachel. Meanwhile, Chandler and Phoebe pretend to be mesmerised by American football in order to avoid helping Monica in the kitchen, and Joey vows to devour the entire turkey single-handedly.
- 16:30
Friends
S8 E10 The One With Monica's Boots Chandler is aghast when Monica buys painfully expensive boots, and Phoebe tries to capitalise on her discovery that Ross's son attends school with the son of rock star Sting.
- 17:00
Friends
S8 E11 The One With Ross' Step Forward Ross's new girlfriend wants to put their photograph on Christmas cards, Rachel eyes Joey as a possible romantic partner, and the newlyweds cope with Chandler's boss as he goes through a divorce.
- 17:30
Friends
S8 E12 The One Where Joey Dates Rachel To prepare Joey for his big date the following night, Rachel eagerly agrees to go out with him for a rare night on the town. However, when each is pleasantly surprised with their newfound compatibility, they begin to regard each other in a way that no one could have predicted.
- 18:00
Friends
S8 E13 The One Where Chandler Takes a Bath As Joey agonises over his secret affection for Rachel, Monica mistakenly thinks that he is infatuated with Phoebe. Meanwhile, Ross and Rachel promise not to try to find out the sex of their unborn child, but Rachel can't resist having a peek inside the doctor's confidential folder. Also, Monica urges a reluctant Chandler to enjoy the soothing pleasures of a scented bath, but realises that she's created a tub monster.
- 18:30
Friends
S8 E14 The One With the Secret Closet Joey rushes pregnant Rachel to hospital when she experiences pains. When Ross feels left out, Joey makes a gallant suggestion. Meanwhile, Chandler is surprised to discover what is behind the locked door of Monica's secret cupboard, and Phoebe gets the impression that Monica is enjoying one of her massages a little too much.
- 19:00
Friends
S8 E15 The One With the Birthing Video Monica prepares for a sexy Valentine's Day, but Chandler is too shell-shocked after accidentally viewing Rachel's birthing video. Meanwhile, Phoebe gives Joey the world's most cheerful dog.
- 19:30
Friends
S8 E16 The One Where Joey Tells Rachel A guilt-ridden Joey finally confesses his love for Rachel to the flabbergasted Ross, while Chandler becomes nervous when Phoebe's handsome new boyfriend Don shares numerous personality traits with Monica.
- 20:00
Friends
S8 E17 The One With the Tea Leaves In an effort to restore normality to their friendship, Rachel tells Joey a big lie about her unborn child. Meanwhile, Phoebe's tea leaves reveal that she will soon encounter the man of her dreams.
- 20:30
Friends
S8 E18 The One in Massapequa Phoebe brings her annoyingly upbeat boyfriend to Mr and Mrs Geller's 35th wedding anniversary party. Meanwhile, Ross is astounded when his parents ask him and the pregnant Rachel to pretend to be married, in order to avoid a potential scandal.
- 21:00
Friends
S8 E19 The One With Joey's Interview Joey is thrilled when his name is used in a `Soap Opera Digest' crossword puzzle. He is reluctant to let the magazine do a profile of him, but Rachel tries to persuade him to reconsider so that he can mention her.
- 21:30
Friends
S8 E20 The One With the Baby Shower Rachel panics when she realises how unprepared she is to care for an infant. She reluctantly agrees to allow her frustrating mother Sandra to move in to help her, upsetting Ross. Meanwhile, Monica tries to atone for forgetting to invite Sandra to the baby shower, and Chandler and Ross exhaust themselves by repeatedly playing a confusing game called Bamboozle to help Joey prepare to audition as a game-show host.
- 22:00
Friends
S8 E21 The One With the Cooking Class When Monica's cooking at the restaurant receives a harsh write-up in a newspaper, she goes to a criticism class taught by the reviewer, hoping to convince him to reconsider his opinion. Meanwhile, Rachel gets upset when a cute salesgirl flirts with Ross while he and Rachel are shopping for baby supplies, and nervous about a major job interview, Chandler receives some questionable coaching from Phoebe.
- 22:30
Friends
S8 E22 The One Where Rachel Is Late When Rachel's pregnancy goes beyond the expected delivery date, the pain makes her increasingly irritable and willing to try anything that might speed up the baby's arrival. Meanwhile, Monica and Phoebe bet on the date of the birth, while Joey can only take one guest to the premiere of his film, and chooses Chandler. Unfortunately, Chandler falls asleep during the screening.
- 23:00
Michael McIntyre: Happy & Glorious
Michael returns to the O2 in front of an audience of 15,000 people to share anecdotes about his sleeping wife, service station toilet trips and waiters who don't carry pen and paper.