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Britain's best-known pub philosopher serves up his own special brew of comic bar-room banter in his 2010 show.

Comedians are given the chance to do something everyone has dreamt about: to re-live a shameful moment, and take the opportunity to reply with the perfect choice of words they wish they had said.

S2 E11 Rob Gronkowski Aisha Tyler hosts this skit comedy show where the actors on the show, usually Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles and another guest star or two do different comedy skits. It's all improv and made up on the spot.

S2 E12 Robbie Amell Aisha Tyler hosts this skit comedy show where the actors on the show, usually Wayne Brady, Colin Mochrie, Ryan Stiles and another guest star or two do different comedy skits. It's all improv and made up on the spot.

S12 E1 Tonsil Trouble A routine tonsillectomy leaves Cartman infected with the HIV virus, and confronting his own mortality.

S12 E2 Britney's New Look The boys help Britney Spears to get to the North Pole, discovering in the process the shocking secret behind her popularity.

S12 E3 Major B..bage In this South Park homage to the 1981 film heavy metal, the boys are trying get Kenny off the latest drug craze, sniffing urine from male cats in order to get high.

S1 E1 What a Wonderful World Ilana finds out about a secret Lil Wayne concert so she and Abbi hustle their way through New York City to scrape together enough money for tickets.

S1 E2 P*$$Y Weed Abbi and Ilana need to grow up. Abbi wants to buy her own weed, like a grown woman, while Ilana is finally tackling taxes by herself. Also, they are super, super-duper stoned.

Uncle Roger and his nephew Nigel Ng present 'The HAIYAA Special', filmed on their world tour.

S1 E2 Stop Comparing Yourself! You are not Brenda, you are not your mum and you are not a fish. Comedian Rosie Jones wants everyone to focus on their own road to happiness and stop comparing themselves to others.

S6 E16 The One That Could Have Been In the second episode showing what could have happened to the friends had their lives taken different paths, Carol and Ross decide to have a threesome to spice up their marriage, while Rachel goes to Joey's and kisses him and then catches Barry cheating.

S6 E17 The One With the Unagi Chandler gets into trouble with his homemade gift for Monica, Ross tries to teach martial arts to Rachel and Phoebe, and Joey hires a look-alike.

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S10 E14 Eric Andre Returns The Jokers ask random park goers to watch their grandma while they make a quick errand, then a fake documentary interviews them; the losing Joker gets dressed as a clown and punished by the other Jokers and returning special guest, Eric Andre.

S10 E15 Alf The Jokers have an over-the-top reaction to a phone call and offer absurd event tickets to people on the street, and the losing Joker is joined by Alf the Alien.

S6 E22 Five Stars for Beezus Jess is ready to tell Nick that she still has feelings for him. Meanwhile, Nick takes a meeting with a book publisher, as Aly helps Winston reconnect with an important person. Cece and Schmidt receive big news.

S7 E1 About Three Years Later Jess and Nick return from a European book tour for `The Pepperwood Chronicles'. Elsewhere, Schmidt and Cece celebrate their daughter Ruth's birthday with a party, where Jess runs into her ex, Russell.

S5 E7 The Dad Hat Kristin is surprised that Mike is treating her more like a dad than her boss when she tells him she wants to oversee the opening of the next Outdoor Man Grill restaurant.

S5 E8 The Big Sleepover When Eve tells the family her annoying best friend Cammy needs to move in with them, Mike springs into action to find a way to hand Cammy off on someone else, namely the Larabees.

S2 E23 The Garage Sale Ray is shocked when Debra takes all their baby clothes to a garage sale. He didn't know they'd decided not to have any more children, and their disagreement soon becomes a family affair when Marie starts dishing out unwanted advice.

S2 E24 The Wedding Ray Barone balances his life as a sports writer, a father and a husband in a chaotic household, along with maintaining his relationships with his mother, father, and brother living next-door.

S2 E25 The Wedding Part Two Ray is afraid that Debra is marrying him for the wrong reason.

S3 E1 The Invasion Ray moves his family into his parents' house when the termite exterminators visit, and Debra takes the opportunity to turn the tables by interfering in Frank and Marie's life.

S2 E1 The One With Ross's New Girlfriend Ross comes back from China with his new girlfriend Julie, and Rachel has a really hard time dealing with it. She winds up sleeping with Paolo and hates herself for it. Joey persuades her to tell Ross how she feels, but when Ross tells her he is in love with Julie, she can't bring herself to do it.

S2 E2 The One With the Breast Milk While Carol and Susan are away, Ross and the friends babysit his newborn son Ben, but Ross is disgusted when Phoebe tests the temperature of some bottled breast milk on her wrist. Meanwhile, Joey competes with a fellow cologne salesman.

S2 E3 The One Where Heckles Dies When downstairs neighbour Mr Heckles dies, the friends clean out his apartment, but Chandler becomes convinced his hyper-critical nature will mean he ends up alone and sad, just like Heckles.

S2 E4 The One With Phoebe's Husband Everyone is surprised when Phoebe's husband, a gay Canadian ice dancer, shows up, as nobody knew she was married. Elsewhere, Chandler reveals his third nipple, and Ross's new relationship is under attack, unbeknown to him.

S2 E5 The One With Five Steaks and an Eggplant Monica gets promoted and invites the friends out for dinner to celebrate, but problems arise when the difference in their salaries becomes apparent and the group splits in two. Meanwhile, when Chandler sets a woman up to get a date with her, a case of mistaken identities means that he discovers what she really thought of him.

S2 E6 The One With the Baby on the Bus Joey and Chandler babysit Ben who turns out to be a babe magnet until they accidentally leave him on a bus. Meanwhile, Phoebe loses her job as the singer at Central Perk to Stephanie.

S2 E7 The One Where Ross Finds Out Ross and Julie announce they are getting a cat together, while Rachel gets drunk on a date and all she talks about is Ross. She decides to get closure by calling him and telling his machine she is over him. Meanwhile, Chandler regrets asking Monica to help him lose weight.

S2 E8 The One With the List Ross agonises over whether he should stay with Julie or date Rachel. The gang encourage him to compare the two, so he starts with a list of Rachel's negative qualities. Unfortunately, Rachel sees the list.

S2 E9 The One With Phoebe's Dad Phoebe finds out that her picture of her father, whom she has never known, is just a generic photograph that comes with the picture frame. Elsewhere, after Ross makes Monica's heater malfunction, her Christmas party guests swelter in the middle of winter.

S2 E10 The One With Russ Joey gets a great acting opportunity on `Days of our Lives', Rachel dates a guy called Russ who is amazingly similar to Ross, and Monica renews her relationship with `Fun' Bobby, but finds out Bobby is only fun when he is drinking.

S2 E11 The One With the Lesbian Wedding Rachel's free-spirited mother visits and reveals that she wants to end her marriage and experiment sexually. Meanwhile, Carol and Susan prepare for their wedding, with some help from an uncomfortable Ross.

S2 E12 The One After the Super Bowl Joey starts dating a fan who is gorgeous, but soon discovers that she's also quite mad. Meanwhile, Ross is reminded how much he misses Marcel his old pet monkey, and travels to San Diego Zoo to find out what has happened to him.

S2 E13 The One After the Super Bowl Ross (David Schwimmer) catches up with Marcel on the set of a movie starring Jean-Claude Van Damme; Chandler gets a date with a girl he liked in fourth grade.

S2 E14 The One With the Prom Video When Monica's parents clear out her old room to install a gym, they unearth an old video of her and Rachel's first prom night. It's obvious from this that Ross is in love with Rachel and, having told him it will never happen, Rachel changes her mind. Elsewhere, Joey gives Chandler a hideous bracelet as a token of his friendship and is mortally offended to hear Chandler saying how terrible it is.

S2 E15 The One Where Ross and Rachel ... You Know Among the guests at Monica's party is a handsome and sophisticated doctor, but the only problem is that he's old enough to be her father. Meanwhile, Joey buys a big screen TV and two reclining leather armchairs with the money from his `Days of Our Lives' contract.

S2 E16 The One Where Joey Moves Out Everyone at Monica's dad's birthday party finds it amusing that their middle-aged friend, eye-doctor Richard Burke, is dating a woman in her 20s - until Monica's parents learn that it is their daughter. Meanwhile, Chandler and Joey row over a dirty spoon. Is the apartment still big enough for both of them?

Sequel to the sci-fi comedy about a top-secret government task force set up to deal with unruly extraterrestrials. An MIB agent turns to the only man who can help him save the world from a rampaging, shape-shifting alien which has taken on the outward appearance of a sexy lingerie model.